A tragic case today as Mr. Maes Cobb was attacked with a salt shaker and a spoon of melted butter. The peppertrator, Mr. Etza Lot, is in custody and being charged with aggravated assalt and buttery, looking at a minimum of 5 years in jail.
Hawking ham hocks by day, hawking life hacks by night, rescuing hawks on the weekend.
Ecooknomists continue to predict rising inflantion in view of bullish stock market indices and investor sentiment boiling over into a frothing broth of optimism. Despite this, the broader economy remains constrained by historically high real estate prices and a squeeze in the cost of living, causing belt tightening constraining consumer spending.
Behind the counter at Subway, I find myself accused of witchcraft. No, I reply, it’s only ‘wichcraft. Which toppings would you like on your ‘wich.
The Knights’ Club hosts nightly performances of knights in shining armor rescuing customers of the night from their nightly desires.
Bad attitudes, bad hygiene, and an entitled mentality – the three ingredients of Incellophane.
If you call “revenue” “turnover”, it means the tax man is expecting you to turn it over.
There is an interesting increase of interest in the interest rate since 2008, when people realized banks were interested in selling their interest in your interest in interesting transactions.
How I got my cat: A feline fell felicitously into our residence.
The doctor brings his doclings to feed the ducklings on the dock.
I call out to a long-legged bitch with wide eyes, a long nose, and perky ears. She looks at me and runs up. It’s nice having a dog.
In 2020, the bidet washed out the dump. In 2024, the bidet clogged up just as we’re taking another dump.
Rapunzel was asked how her hair was so strong people could climb up and down it – it’s hemp weave. With weed growing out of her gourd like that, she must’ve been absolutely stoned. When informed of this fact, she tried lighting a bit of her hairfall on fire, and it rocked.
Why does this video site have a tag for the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC)? I thought they would just use YouTube.